Skip the bacon, make it a tuna steak, and blackened with some asparsgus, and a salad on the side and you're on.
I think the record is over 2,000 yards.
I'm giving up watermelons for Lent.
Yeah, build the Keystone pipeline. China, India, and Brazil need more oil. With Keystone, the US gets to be the conduit for duty free...
When someone can kill at 1,000 yards with a frying pan, let me know.