"Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge."
Darren Wilson. George Zimmerman. Casey Anthony.
The system works.
I'm about as liberal as they get, as you all know, and even I think Gwyneth Paltrow is a moron.
Imagine having so few problems in life that you write to the Augusta Chronicle about George Clooney's wedding.
No pie and coffee.
If you're going to steal an entire aesthetic, you might as well go all the way, you know?