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Born here, pretty much stayed here. Bride says I'm a genius. I don't know if that's because I fix stuff, or because I chose her. But, do you really give a crap?
"I got what I wanted, but now I want some money."
I'll bet the dispatcher on duty got a real chuckle.
"Ma'am, your reindeer are doing what?"
#6, stop dining at Chuckee Cheese. Try Calvert's.
OMG! It's ICE hockey people. Ice works a lot better in a cold climate.
Yea, and 24 months will probably be a couple of years.