Now that's scary ... or it would be if they were Kobe Bryant.
Never in my life did I think I would ever be embarrassed of/for my...
this will get some push back, but facts are facts. Argue with it!
Simple, to the point, accurate. Perhaps some people will begin...
Hope everything goes as planned this time.
Good job Bob! Today's hearing should open with a reading of this letter.
Now that's good Rick!