I would think this a parody letter.
Actually, it was "I would go after one who has shown his stuff and mettle, such as Senate...
with our lawnmowers and BBQ grills.
(Guess it's hard not to, when you're this talented).
Because elsewhere one wouldn't have the freedom to "Stomp it", "Rip it", "Shoot it" or "Burn it".
"O say does that star-spangled...
On another well deserved honor.
And thank you Augusta West Rotary Club for recognizing him.