Vietnam veteran and unfashionably proud to be one; lived and worked all over the world and love the CSRA! Single father raising wonderful daughter and love seeing her grow up. Future graduate of Compass Academy in Aiken. And no matter what the AC says, Dixieman has 10,000,000,000 points!! (I still don't understand what these points are for anyway.)
DUI at 4:17 a.m. while driving a concrete truck? That is hardcore -- or, as the AC might put it, hard corps.
Uh huh. Sounds completely made up. He could have scotch taped the pieces together.
No, you CANNOT legally marry a close relative even if you are both sterilized, and you CANNOT legally have more than one wife or husband...
He is being politer than I would be in his choice of language.
This was a nasty crime and clearly deserves investigation and punishment. It is not in the harmless prank category.