Dang no more peeks at bra straps. Hand me the sears catalog.
Crab it always reminds me I need to floss my teeth.
Get It On, Bang A Gong, Snap A Thong!
If the seams gave out on that stuff, we'd have several casualties!
Why is it that 300 pound women wear spandex out in public?
Makes it hard to hold onto my grits, I tell ya.