Most folks they'd hit with 16-7-24, AND 16-7-23, AND anything else they could think of.
There's always the, "shall be punished by imprisonment for not less than one nor more than five years" option.
A bit harsh IAACOG. How about just shoveling all day for a couple of months? Oh, and paying back $45,000.
It also could be a "hand me down" car to the kid.
The cops would do a lesser background check than the school board? I doubt that seriously. If he has any skeletons, it's far more likely...