1 Sorry. Burritos.
2 Anyone want a shot?
3 Can my death metal band play the office party?
4 I'm sure the warden will give me a reference.
5 Look. I decorated my résumé with glitter pen!
6 I predict this job will be the best three weeks of my life.
7 Sure, I can start Monday. Is there any way I can get Tuesday off?
8 I can make my belly button sing. Wanna see?
9 I don't see any security cameras. Very interesting.
10 Computer skills? Does high score on Modern Warfare 2 count?