No matter how bored your children say they are during summer vacation, do not allow them to ...
1 Get a naked-lady tattoo
2 "Hike the Appalachian Trail"
3 Work on perfecting their Bloody Mary recipe
4 Hustle for quarters down at the bus station
5 Grow a fungus farm on an old ham sandwich
6 Take their college savings to the track
7 Develop a nasty Pixy Stix habit
8 Join an outlaw biker gang
9 Catch up on back issues of Soldier of Fortune
10 Play outside without sunscreen