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Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana star in The Time Traveler's Wife.

'The Time Traveler's Wife'

Poor newlywed wife

Her spouse has left her alone

He's unstuck in time.

-- Steven Uhles

THE LIST

10 truly terrible Valentine's Day card sentiments:

My mother thought I could do better

Because you're pregnant

Our teacher said I had to give one to everyone

Roses are red/Violets are blue/Just talked to my doctor/You've got it, too

Happy birthday to a special 5-year-old

Remember, love means never having to say you're sorry. That's good news for me.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable participating in a pseudo-holiday designed by vast greeting-card conglomerates to make me feel both guilty and amorous.

P.S. -- I ate your chocolate.

This is the last one of these things you'll get from me.

Our love is like a country song. Is your sister seeing anyone?

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Here's the skinny on some new movies out this week:

THE WOLFMAN: Fangs and fur are symptoms for the full moon fever.

VALENTINE'S DAY: A lot like Love Actually without any Christmas or England.

PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF: Son of Poseidon discovers his heritage at the Empire State Building?


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