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Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana star in The Time Traveler's Wife.  Special
Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana star in The Time Traveler's Wife.

'The Time Traveler's Wife'

Poor newlywed wife

Her spouse has left her alone

He's unstuck in time.

-- Steven Uhles


10 truly terrible Valentine's Day card sentiments:

My mother thought I could do better

Because you're pregnant

Our teacher said I had to give one to everyone

Roses are red/Violets are blue/Just talked to my doctor/You've got it, too

Happy birthday to a special 5-year-old

Remember, love means never having to say you're sorry. That's good news for me.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable participating in a pseudo-holiday designed by vast greeting-card conglomerates to make me feel both guilty and amorous.

P.S. -- I ate your chocolate.

This is the last one of these things you'll get from me.

Our love is like a country song. Is your sister seeing anyone?

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Here's the skinny on some new movies out this week:

THE WOLFMAN: Fangs and fur are symptoms for the full moon fever.

VALENTINE'S DAY: A lot like Love Actually without any Christmas or England.

PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF: Son of Poseidon discovers his heritage at the Empire State Building?

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