'The Time Traveler's Wife'
Poor newlywed wife
Her spouse has left her alone
He's unstuck in time.
-- Steven Uhles
10 truly terrible Valentine's Day card sentiments:
My mother thought I could do better
Because you're pregnant
Our teacher said I had to give one to everyone
Roses are red/Violets are blue/Just talked to my doctor/You've got it, too
Happy birthday to a special 5-year-old
Remember, love means never having to say you're sorry. That's good news for me.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable participating in a pseudo-holiday designed by vast greeting-card conglomerates to make me feel both guilty and amorous.
P.S. -- I ate your chocolate.
This is the last one of these things you'll get from me.
Our love is like a country song. Is your sister seeing anyone?
Here's the skinny on some new movies out this week:
THE WOLFMAN: Fangs and fur are symptoms for the full moon fever.
VALENTINE'S DAY: A lot like Love Actually without any Christmas or England.
PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF: Son of Poseidon discovers his heritage at the Empire State Building?