In honor of Spider-Man 3, which opens Friday ...
5. He can make himself a web-bed if Mary Jane ever kicks him out.
4. No clunky utility belt or goofy sidekick to get in the way.
3. Unlike some superheroes, kryptonite is not a problem.
2. Chicks dig mysterious men.
1. He can sling a few webs and get a beer out of the fridge without leaving the couch.
- Dustin Turner, staff writer