WHY BEING A MAN RULES
5. The only "time of the month" we have to worry about is when the car payment is due.
4. We have to shave only our faces, and even that's optional.
3. We have only one underwear decision to make: boxers or briefs.
2. Shoes come in two styles: work or sneaker.
1. It takes 10 minutes, including a shower, to get ready to go anywhere.