Onstage this weekend

Fort Gordon Dinner Theatre, Enopion Theatre Company, more take stage

THE STORY OF NOAH AND HIS GREAT BIG GOPHER BOAT: 7 p.m. March 14-15, 21-22; 3 p.m. March 16, 23, Kroc Center, 1833 Broad St.; Enopion Theatre Company musical; $15-$10; (706) 771-7777, enopion.com

LEGALLY BLONDE, THE MUSICAL: Dinner 7 p.m., show 8 p.m. March 14-16, Fort Gordon Dinner Theatre, 32100 Third Ave.; $30-$45; (706) 793-8552, fortgordon.com/theatre.php

AIKEN PERFORMING ARTS GROUP: BROADWAY’S NEXT HIT MUSICAL: 8 p.m. Thursday, Friday, March 14, 15, URS Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St. SW, Aiken; music and fun improvised under the direction of veterans Rob Schiffman and Deb Rabbai; musical comedy; (803) 643-4774, apagonline.org

WESTMINSTER SCHOOLS OF AUGUSTA: THE MUSIC MAN: 7 p.m. March 15 and 16, 2 p.m. March 16, Westminster Schools of Augusta, Building 600, 3067 Wheeler Road; $15 adults, $10 students and alumni, $5 children; $50 family maximum; wsa.net

BARTOW (GA.) THE SCHOOLHOUSE PLAYERS: FATHER KNOWS BEST: 7 p.m. March 15, 16, 3 p.m. March 17, Bartow Community Center Mancin Auditorium, 1138 Academy Circle, Bartow; reservations (478) 364-3340, leave message, theschoolhouseplayers.org; $10 adults, $5 ages 12 and younger



Pop Rocks: Augusta, my Christmas wish list has one thing

My family often accuses me of being a difficult person to Christmas shop for. While it is true that my tastes run toward the particular and tend to lean heavily on easy-to-wrap standards such as books and records, I believe that as I get older, I’m less concerned with the item than the idea. Give me something I believe you have thought about and carefully considered, and I’m happy. The present clearly purchased at the drug store the day before is met with considerably less enthusiasm.

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