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Columbia County authorities are looking for two men suspected of stealing beer from a Martinez grocery store.
Security cameras show both men wearing blue shirts. One has a white cap, the other a yellow cap. His T-shirt has a Nike "swoosh" emblem, Capt. Steve Morris said.
The men attempted to steal about $315 worth of items, including steaks and beer, from the Kroger at 4115 Columbia Road on May 29, according to a Columbia County Sheriffs Office incident report.
Kroger employees confronted the men in the parking lot, where they left the steaks, but took two 30-packs of beer and fled in a white Ford Taurus.
Anyone with information regarding the identity or whereabouts of the men should call the sheriffs office at (706) 541-2800.
You might be a redneck if....
really on may 29th?? we are just now hearing about it, wow!!! Good thing no one got hurt
Hey I shop there every day,,,,,gotta get some dirt now don't I....LOL
I will certainly be on the look out ! Any idea the direction of travel of these two ?..........uh..Did they say May 29th ? Is this all about the sheriff's department or this newspaper for the late report ? Come on......Let's Wake up and be counted !!
Who that was 28 years ago thought they were still looking for me! It looks like the shoplifter from story photo at another store.
A few years ago, I walked into the Kroger's on Wrightsboro Road as a gentleman of dubious quality was pushing a cart full of Budweiser's and steaks out the IN door. I stopped in front of him and pointed to the checkouts. He went on his merry way to the checkouts and made like he forgot his wallet and bolted. In the meantime, I told the bookkeeper on duty about what just happened.
They may have security upstairs to watch the camera action, but those sliding glass dual door entrances/exits are an invitation to steal.
good for you aj. luckily he wasn't wielding a piece.....