Car Joke
From Staff
Friday, November 07, 2008

Got your number

This story comes by way of the Internet:

A Georgia State Patrol trooper pulls over a Buick with Florida plates that was creeping down the highway near Augusta.

"What have I done wrong, officer?" its driver asked.

"You were going 20 mph," the trooper told him. "There's a law against driving too slowly."

"But when I entered the highway, the sign said '20,' " the driver said.

The trooper laughed.

"That's because this is Interstate 20! The 20 isn't the speed limit; it's the number of the highway."

As the enlightened driver dug for his license, the trooper saw a woman in the passenger seat; she was as pale as a ghost.

"What happened to her?" the trooper asked.

"I don't know," the driver said, "but she has been that way ever since we got off Interstate 95."

YOU'VE GOT A BETTER CAR OR DRIVING JOKE STASHED AWAY IN YOUR HEAD, SO SEND IT TO US AT GLYNN.MOORE@AUGUUSTA CHRONICLE.COM. Keep it clean, please. Thanks.

From the Friday, November 07, 2008 edition of the Augusta Chronicle
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