"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food."
- Erma Bombeck
You might be wondering whether you have enough time between now and Thanksgiving to prepare your stomach for overindulgence.
You might be wondering whether there are any insider secrets to chowing down and packing it away.
You might be thinking there is some little-discussed technique to stretching your stomach.
OK, maybe you weren't wondering, but I was, so I went to the expert, and here's what I learned.
But Dr. Robert Schade, the chief of section of Gastroenterology and Hepatology at the Medical College of Georgia, says the best advice is the usual advice. Eat slowly. Enjoy your meal. Take your time.
"My advice is to spread the meal out over time. Take part of it. Wait an hour. Eat slowly. ... Enjoy the company of the people you're with," he said.
The stomach, Dr. Schade said, is a reservoir. It grinds up food until it behaves like a liquid, then it empties that liquid. Chewing your food well makes it more liquidlike and allows it to empty from the stomach a little more quickly.
Also, fat or high-calorie food takes longer to break down, so it stays in your stomach longer, and that slows down the process, too.
Again, he said, the best advice is to eat slowly and perhaps sample a little bit of everything.
Thank you, doctor. That's my new strategy.
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