I got a big kick out of Attorney General John Ashcroft spending taxpayers' money to cover up a statue that had been around for quite some time.
What we really should do is bring him down to "Disgusta," take him to the Morris Museum of Southern Art and expose him to some genuine art - like maybe a big pile of quarter horse feces. That's bound to send a good ol' boy's testosterone level through the roof. Might make him want to jump on a mare.
Besides, everybody "around heah" knows the only place a woman's breast should be exposed is "out behind the barn."
Arthur Harold Reames, Bath, S.C.