I may soon be a millionaire. On a recent Georgia state lottery, I had none of the six required numbers, but I realized that I really intended to pick the six winning numbers.
The reason my lottery card did not show the winning numbers is because I was confused by the card's format. I have retained a lawyer and will be filing a lawsuit against the state of Georgia seeking my rightful share of the lottery winnings.
I have been wrongfully disenfranchised from these proceeds. Given that our liberal brethren have been so wonderfully successful in evolving a mentality that no one in America makes mistakes, let alone is responsible for them, I am confident that I will prevail in this endeavor and soon become a millionaire.
Upon garnering my deserved winnings, I will host a wonderful party for everyone to attend and share in my windfall. I will keep you posted on this process as it moves forward.
Thomas John, Martinez