As you sit down to enjoy your post-Y2K repast of cold pork and beans, remember this: You could have had a HeaterMeals lasagna entree.
Better, you could have watched your HeaterMeals lasagna take on a steamy ambiance in its own "stove" within the box.
Not since the candy assembly-line scene from I Love Lucy has food been this -- well, this darned fascinating.
The company, HeaterMeals Co. of Cincinnati (www.heatermeals.com), sells its prepackaged dinners mostly to truckers, campers and soon-to-be victims of disasters. But fearing a Y2K meltdown, regular (and scary) folks are making this a very good year for the HeaterMeals company.
Funny, that word "meltdown." It taps the HeaterMeals nail right on the old noggin.
The HeaterMeals gimmick is: The food heats itself in the box -- without electricity. Just mix the water from an enclosed pouch with a packet of salt, iron and magnesium, then set your HeaterMeal on top and step aside. Quickly.
Voila! Fourteen minutes later your lasagna is steaming. That's what the box says, anyway.
HeaterMeals are $3.99 and come in lasagna, spaghetti, green pepper steak with rice, chicken and noodles, beef and mashed potatoes, and a breakfast meal. Call (800) 503-4483, direct your Web browser to www.heatermeals.com or send e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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