Pokes fun at writer's `fantasy' column

Satirizes filling of Joint Chiefs chair

Apologizes for May DUI incident

Cites inaccuracies in Internet article

Cigarette deal: no smoke

Compares South's suffering to Exodus

Criticizes Baptists for `judging'

Osbon's generous give-back

Suicide bans rightly upheld

Keeping the Internet free

Praises Cousteau's accomplishments

County to fill jailer posts

Georgia beating the odds with lottery

Crimestoppers turning to inmates for information

Assembly won't be meeting

No short-term impact seen on Georiga

USC-Aiken ready to build

School days to be longer next year

Appraiser: Commissioner owes taxes

Abortion, license laws taking effect

Local and area briefs

Video poker parlors not registering with Justice Department

A new Oregon trail - in reverse

`Chronicle' lauded in newspaper contest

Bad blood?

Aiken's week of extremes

In Robinson's image: Local African-Americans broke many barriers

Getting ready for the gig

Recreation projects planned

Gold Rush Days

Local and area briefs

Braves pound Phillies 9-1

Huizenga may have scared off buyers

Wimbledon set for Sunday play - if the weather holds

Braves notes

Robinson's legacy survives with youths

Braves notes

Minor league notes

Curry, White teaming up to help community

Lane replaces Halpern as ref for title fight

The amazing Eckersley

Ivanisevic sets ace record but loses at Wimbledon

Andy Johnston: Pick-up games just aren't the same these days

Grant, Tolbert lead Georgians

Maddux baffles Phils

Georgia trying to close gap in game against Florida

Mike Berardino: This break-up merits serious lamentation

Open receivers

Holyfield must be the bully to beat Tyson a second time

St. Helena's condition - chaos amidst peace

Mystery in the sand

Goosebumps creator sees `nightmare' come true

Ask Carson: Flags need respectful treatment

Travel the globe with `Chronicle'and camera

Dogs to the rescue

Religious beliefs, church attendance remain consistent, according to poll

Woman finds fame clucking like a chicken

Denver's cow town image has gone way of cowboy

Historical mysteries: Explorer recalls his strange encounter

Airlines bump senior discounts

Church bulletin

Faith alive on God's bandwagon

Where the Son shines

Black businesses lagging, report says

Signature wagon still rolling on

Denny's faces harassment suit

Big change in interest not likely

Sleuths follow shoppers to detail buying habits

Air rules may cost city jobs

Business offers shot at extra cash

Hong Kong market sets record

Business briefs

Cosmonauts used to defying danger

Earth summit ending on a low note

Robot craft snaps photographs of asteroid in fly-by

NASA plans first Mars touchdown since 1976

Chicken with artificial legs mauled to death

Military brats creating hometowns on the Internet

Move over, sweet 'n sour

Mir drifts in space after new power, steering problems