Pokes fun at writer's `fantasy' column

Satirizes filling of Joint Chiefs chair

Suicide bans rightly upheld

Criticizes Baptists for `judging'

Cigarette deal: no smoke

Keeping the Internet free

Apologizes for May DUI incident

Praises Cousteau's accomplishments

Osbon's generous give-back

Cites inaccuracies in Internet article

Compares South's suffering to Exodus

Local and area briefs

`Chronicle' lauded in newspaper contest

USC-Aiken ready to build

Bad blood?

School days to be longer next year

Abortion, license laws taking effect

Appraiser: Commissioner owes taxes

Georgia beating the odds with lottery

Assembly won't be meeting

Local and area briefs

No short-term impact seen on Georiga

County to fill jailer posts

Aiken's week of extremes

A new Oregon trail - in reverse

In Robinson's image: Local African-Americans broke many barriers

Gold Rush Days

Crimestoppers turning to inmates for information

Recreation projects planned

Video poker parlors not registering with Justice Department

Getting ready for the gig

Andy Johnston: Pick-up games just aren't the same these days

Robinson's legacy survives with youths

Georgia trying to close gap in game against Florida

Curry, White teaming up to help community

Huizenga may have scared off buyers

Lane replaces Halpern as ref for title fight

Minor league notes

Braves notes

Open receivers

Braves notes

Ivanisevic sets ace record but loses at Wimbledon

Mike Berardino: This break-up merits serious lamentation

Wimbledon set for Sunday play - if the weather holds

Braves pound Phillies 9-1

Maddux baffles Phils

The amazing Eckersley

Holyfield must be the bully to beat Tyson a second time

Grant, Tolbert lead Georgians

Travel the globe with `Chronicle'and camera

Religious beliefs, church attendance remain consistent, according to poll

Faith alive on God's bandwagon

Goosebumps creator sees `nightmare' come true

Denver's cow town image has gone way of cowboy

Ask Carson: Flags need respectful treatment

Church bulletin

Woman finds fame clucking like a chicken

St. Helena's condition - chaos amidst peace

Mystery in the sand

Where the Son shines

Airlines bump senior discounts

Historical mysteries: Explorer recalls his strange encounter

Dogs to the rescue

Hong Kong market sets record

Signature wagon still rolling on

Business offers shot at extra cash

Sleuths follow shoppers to detail buying habits

Business briefs

Big change in interest not likely

Air rules may cost city jobs

Denny's faces harassment suit

Black businesses lagging, report says

NASA plans first Mars touchdown since 1976

Mir drifts in space after new power, steering problems

Cosmonauts used to defying danger

Military brats creating hometowns on the Internet

Robot craft snaps photographs of asteroid in fly-by

Move over, sweet 'n sour

Earth summit ending on a low note

Chicken with artificial legs mauled to death