The show made fun of Nick's invisibility, Jerri's evilness and showed Kel thoughtfully devouring beef jerky. Amazingly, Jerri claimed to be ``a kind, honest, straightforward, creative, artistic, vulnerable person.'' Colby followed with his own assessment: ``Jerri is a (witch). She is, but she's a (witch) that will be laughing all the way to the bank.''

The son of ``Australian Outback'' winner Tina explained how the show changed his mom's life: ``She always dresses up now. She's got nice pants, a nice, good shirt. We used to be Tennessee hillbillies.''

Elisabeth's fiance described the show's ability to simplify a person, saying, ``Everyone thinks you're seeing a pretty girl with a pretty face, and that's not all she has.'' Oh yeah, we know.

AGAIN WITH THE TEARS: Debb cried again about how ``Survivor'' ruined her life.

Let this be a lesson to all future ``reality'' show participants: If you have anything in your life - say, a romance with your stepson - that could be made fun of by the tabloids, online fans or smarty pants newspaper columnists, STAY HOME!

SURVIVING ``LINK'': In addition to CBS's one last desperate attempt to wring ratings out of the sequel, NBC brought six contestants from the first show together for a ``celebrity'' edition of ``Weakest Link.'' Ramona, Gretchen, Joel, Sean and Susan ganged up on $1 million winner Richard Hatch, voting him off ``Link'' first. ``I'm tired of playing games with Richard,'' Sue said in a line that sounded scripted.

Richard did not go gently: ``Susan will be the next to go. That hairdo has made her stupid.'' Hate to agree, but he was right. Sue looked like she sucked on a light socket.

Narcissistic Joel missed a question about Narcissus and was again voted off by an alliance of women, leaving Ramona and Gretchen to duke it out. Ramona won.

Host Anne Robinson got in her best ``Survivor'' themed jabs, including ``Who's had no immunity against stupidity?'' and ``Who's several coconuts short of a palm tree?'' Ugh, talk about the weakest link. Goodbye.