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We need your favorite humorous golf stories and jokes (clean, family-friendly only, please) to share with readers during Masters Week. Send no more than three jokes or stories by e-mail to Features Editor Tharon Giddens at tharon.giddens@augustachronicle.com. Please include your name and a telephone number where you can be reached. The deadline is 6 p.m. today.
Stuff to do
Here's a look at some of your best entertainment bets for this weekend:
The Classical Clown with Dan Kamin: 3 p.m. Sunday; Bell Auditorium, 712 Telfair St.; the Suzuki Strings of Augusta will perform at 2:15 p.m.; $6, $20 family of four; discounts available; 826-4705.
JuIlliard Jazz Orchestra: 8 p.m. Friday-Saturday; Washington Center for the Performing Arts, 126 Newberry St. S.W.; orchestra will present jazz styles from Scott Joplin and Dixieland to contemporary; $40; all seats reserved; (803) 642-3189.
Jammin' with JuIlliard: 10 p.m. Saturday; Cafe Monet at Southside Gallery, 752 Silver Bluff Road, Aiken; $20; benefits the Aiken Performing Arts Group; (803) 649-6757.
return of the celli: 7:30 p.m. Saturday; First Baptist Church of Augusta, 3500 Walton Way; Daniel Lee will perform Tchaikovsky's Variations on a Rococo Theme, for Cello and Orchestra; the Augusta Symphony will perform Brahm's Variations on a Theme of Haydn and Schumann's Symphony No. 1; $15, $20, $30, $40; $7 full-time students if purchased the evening of the concert with a student ID; 826-4705, www.augustasymphony.org.
Birthdays
TODAY'S BIRTHDAYS: Actor Chuck Norris is 66. Actress Sharon Stone is 48. Magician Lance Burton is 46. Actress Jasmine Guy (A Different World) is 44. Bassist Jeff Ament of Pearl Jam is 43. Singer Carrie Underwood is 23.
YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY: True love naturally leads to work that you want to do together. That's one of the ways you recognize it.
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Contact Lifestyles Editor Erica C. Cline at: 828-2946 or erica.cline@augustachronicle.com.






