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The United States will become a one-party government as millions celebrate.

Suicide options and health (death) panels save costs of Obamacare, only $32,000 a year for a family of four. Christianity will be eradicated in 10 years as an amendment to the Constitution by Congress, which includes Sharia law. The Montana badlands will be designated for faith camps for those who refuse to adhere to the new law.

Unemployment will rise to 12.9 percent while Social Security and Medicare go bankrupt. New taxes will be enforced to aid the homeless. Thirty-million illegal immigrants will be given citizenship after declaring themselves Democrats.

Tent cities will form in Boston, Los Angeles, New York and Baltimore. Police will clamp down on security to move the homeless to the countryside to be out of sight and out of mind.

Shortages will bring bread to $20 a loaf and a lack of toilet paper, while ownership of gold and silver must be relinquished to the federal government.

Future news coming to a town near you. You’re welcome.

Clifford Henning

Graniteville, S.C.

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burninater
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burninater 06/21/13 - 03:52 am
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Future news, brought to you

Future news, brought to you by someone unaware of his own country's past.

Our country has grown stronger through much worse times than these. It's unfortunate that this frightened man is unaware of the resilience and spirit of his own countrymen. I am forever thankful that I mastered my own post-adolescent trend toward embittered cynicism -- the world is an unpleasant place when you are only capable of snarling at it.

TrukinRanger
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TrukinRanger 06/21/13 - 05:35 am
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Clifford, hide your guns-
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Clifford, hide your guns- they're coming for them. Also, make sure your bunker is fully stocked

Bodhisattva
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Bodhisattva 06/21/13 - 05:38 am
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Stock in Alcoa rises to

Stock in Alcoa rises to $10,000 a share.

deestafford
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deestafford 06/21/13 - 05:40 am
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The difference of the people in the past and many of those

today is those in the past did not depend and expect the government to take care of all their needs.

The people of the past were self reliant.

The government leaders of the past had the best interest of the country at heart rather than what it could do to get more moochers supporting them so they could be kept in office until they died.

The government of the past did not put the country in such deep debt that it could never pay it off.

The immigrants of the past came to this country legally wanting to become Americans and wanted to assimilate into the culture; whereas, the vast majority of the immigrants coming into America today want to establish their separate enclaves and maintain their own native identity. America was a melting pot rather than a mosaic.

The people of the past were not worshiping at the altars of mulitculturism and diversity. They did not believe that all cultures were just as good as good as others. They believed in American Exceptionalism.

The people of the past believed in individualism and not collectivism, statism, and fascism/socialism. They were proud to be Americans rather than have the attitude of our current president who believes America got where it is because it stole from others, that it is a country that needs to pay for its sins, that it should not be the leader of the world, and that America needs to be taken down a notch or two.

This ain't your Daddy or Granddaddy's America.

Ms.Anthrope
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Ms.Anthrope 06/21/13 - 06:08 am
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so dee....
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when is your history book getting adopted by the Georgia Dept. of education?

seenitB4
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seenitB4 06/21/13 - 06:25 am
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Country boy at my house

We can hunt---fish--& bait a trout line....we have spring water on our land....we can shoot & cook over a camp fire..yeehaw for the country boy!!

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southern2 06/21/13 - 07:04 am
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This just in...ALL U.S.

This just in...ALL U.S. citizens, legal and "undocumented", will now be required to bow to Allah five times a day, speak Spanish as the official language and salute only the flag displaying a silhouette of Emperor Barrack Hussein Obama.

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Gary Ross 06/21/13 - 07:00 am
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This scenario is probably not far off base

Open your eyes and see the trends that are happening! Obama has committed many impeachable offences, yet no one is calling it. Look at what his new world order has done to the Boy Scouts. We are about to see our churches come under attack next. Our Bible tells us what will happen!

Go ahead and stick your head in the sand. It's more comfortable there, at least for the time being.

Ms.Anthrope
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Ms.Anthrope 06/21/13 - 07:40 am
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puhleeeeeeeese.....
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please, please, please.....do start impeachment proceedings against Obama....... I do love a circus! =^.^=

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rmwhitley 06/21/13 - 07:41 am
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One more:
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2017- Massachusetts executes last conservative.

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RMSHEFF 06/21/13 - 08:03 am
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Good post Dee.....those that

Good post Dee.....those that think America can't be brought down will be shocked ! Corruption and greed at every level along with gross immorality will bring about God's judgement at some point. This post should get Bod going !

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RMSHEFF 06/21/13 - 08:05 am
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seenit b4 ......you can run

seenit b4 ......you can run but you can't hide....don't forget about those drones !

seenitB4
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seenitB4 06/21/13 - 08:15 am
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Hahah rmsheff

Don't forget about those mountain caves....:)

Young Fred
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Young Fred 06/21/13 - 08:17 am
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Bravo deestafford!!!

Bravo deestafford!!!

Ms.Anthrope
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Ms.Anthrope 06/21/13 - 08:24 am
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and here is another good one-liner......
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"Don't cast aspersions on my asparagus!"

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GnipGnop 06/21/13 - 09:01 am
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One of the biggest problems is

people used to be embarassed to get a hand out. Now they expect and even demand it. Gone are the days when pride prevailed over laziness. I won't go as far as this letter writer does but I won't be shocked to see riots in the streets when the checks stop coming.

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Jake 06/21/13 - 09:21 am
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Toilet paper shortage?

This is an outrage! I guess one could always use this letter in a pinch.

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CobaltGeorge 06/21/13 - 09:36 am
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Thanks Dee

Thanks Dee.

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Dixieman 06/21/13 - 03:26 pm
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Wow

"Unemployment will rise to 12.9 percent..."
Are you sure? Not 12.8? or 13.0?
A truly amazing set of predictions, which proves nothing except that you really should take your meds on time, every day. All your meds. Okay? Don't skip any.

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Humble Angela 06/21/13 - 10:06 am
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"Stock in Alcoa rises to
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"Stock in Alcoa rises to $10,000 a share."

Isn't it funny how the left uses examples of the rich getting richer to praise their side for doing a good job and condemn conservatives for helping the rich get richer?

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Bizkit 06/21/13 - 10:17 am
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So true Angela. The economy

So true Angela. The economy is still tanking for most-except the wealthy who are making a killing on the stock market (which is rebounding). So basically nothing has happened from all this economic melt-down to address the problems that created it (who knows what Freddie and Fannie are doin' now) and the people who are likely criminal and still making a killin'. Dems are no different than Rep in catering to their wealthy contributors. Both parties are like wrestlers puttin' on a good show of dichotomy in rhetoric-but actions and outcomes turn out the same-with US gettin' hosed.

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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 10:42 am
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HA @ 11:06

"Isn't it funny how the left uses examples of the rich getting richer to praise their side for doing a good job and condemn conservatives for helping the rich get richer?"

Do you really think the rich NEED any help to get richer. And I think that it is in BAD TASTE to suggest that The Democrats would take this country "TO-HELL-IN-A-HAND-BASKET" !! We are NOT ALL demons !

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RMSHEFF 06/21/13 - 10:44 am
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Its funny that most liberals

Its funny that most liberals don't realize that pensions plans are the biggest player in the stock market and actually own a majority stake in most large blue chip stocks. These " obscene" profits they claim they hate are what allows their pension checks to cash.

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:00 am
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RMSHEFF @ 11:44

"Its funny that most liberals don't realize that pensions plans are the biggest player in the stock market and actually own a majority stake in most large blue chip stocks. These " obscene" profits they claim they hate are what allows their pension checks to cash."

It is one thing FOR RICH PEOPLE to have their pockets lined as well as the pension holders. It is entirely another thing for these pampered brats to continue to get rich BY RADING THESE PENSION FUNDS !!

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:14 am
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LET's go LET'S go !!

Come-on people let's debate !!

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:24 am
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SeenitB4

I am not real sure which side of the debate you are on.

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:27 am
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Cool-aid

Does anybody have some of that potent cool-aid that someone keeps talking about ?!

Young Fred
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Young Fred 06/21/13 - 11:35 am
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Envy is

...considered one of the seven deadly sins.

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:38 am
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The same LTE ?

I am not sure that we have read the same LTE !

t3bledsoe
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t3bledsoe 06/21/13 - 11:46 am
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Quote from LTE

"Thirty-million illegal immigrants will be given citizenship after declaring themselves Democrats."

I LOVE IT when people "bad mouth" the illegal immigrants ! Don't you-all understand that these are the people that are doing the OVERWHELMING amount of the work that most legal people don't want to do ??!!

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