Knives kill people, so why not ban them as well? So many inanimate objects killing people – what will we do? Half our food supply is killing our children slowly by obesity. We cannot complete the subjugation of our children unless they eat right and go to public school? Christianity is a threat to our society and radical Islam is not, according to the media. Should we send all Christians to camps in Montana? Do we ban Bibles?
Pop-Tarts and cupcakes are a threat to the safety of our children as well. One child was expelled for making a Pop-Tart into a gun. I can think of no other danger to our society than to be hit in the face with a blueberry. Oh the stain! Oh the humanity!