With a defending Masters champ of this exciting caliber, April can't come quickly enough to Augusta.
This needs clearing up. It's evident from reader comments that the public isn't buying the mayor's explanation.
He carelessly, casually and callously turned one of America's favorite foods into a killer.
To say the teen has been unfairly elevated and overcelebrated by America's oh-so-cool liberals and techies is a gross misunderstatement.