And now, the future news

The United States will become a one-party government as millions celebrate.


Suicide options and health (death) panels save costs of Obamacare, only $32,000 a year for a family of four. Christianity will be eradicated in 10 years as an amendment to the Constitution by Congress, which includes Sharia law. The Montana badlands will be designated for faith camps for those who refuse to adhere to the new law.

Unemployment will rise to 12.9 percent while Social Security and Medicare go bankrupt. New taxes will be enforced to aid the homeless. Thirty-million illegal immigrants will be given citizenship after declaring themselves Democrats.

Tent cities will form in Boston, Los Angeles, New York and Baltimore. Police will clamp down on security to move the homeless to the countryside to be out of sight and out of mind.

Shortages will bring bread to $20 a loaf and a lack of toilet paper, while ownership of gold and silver must be relinquished to the federal government.

Future news coming to a town near you. You’re welcome.

Clifford Henning

Graniteville, S.C.



Fri, 11/17/2017 - 00:55

Rick McKee Editorial Cartoon