North Augusta Public Safety officers are looking for a man they say urinated in a mixing bowl at a grocery store.
According to an incident report, a customer told a manager at Kroger on Knox Avenue that they saw a man urinating in a container in a store aisle.
The manager went to that aisle and found a mixing bowl with liquid inside that appeared to be urine.
The manager was told to call the police if the man returned.
Can this be an emergency maybe.....a health problem & he couldn't help it....& they do have restrooms ...right...
Don't be shy, folks. I gave myself a thumbs down on that one, too. I swear I did.
Having mixing bowls on display could cause an incident like this. Take away everyone's mixing bowls so this won't happen again.
Extensive federal Background checks are now required for mixing bowls.
If caught, he should be sentenced to walk up and down the street in a sandwich sign that says "My low-down self peed in a bowl in a grocery store".
medicine without warning makes him have to go! He also told me the other day he was in his truck and the event hit without warning. With no place to pull over and maybe hide behind a tree or bush he had to pee in the floorboard of the truck! I am not as good as CGee with the acronyms about laughing so I will just say I laughed my tail off!!!!!
I hope they checked it for DNA. If the man has a record they would find out who he is and if he is infected with something.
I would change blood pressure prescription right away. If what you say is true, sweetson, couldn't he have the decency to take the bowl to the restroom and clean it up? Not just leave it.
Non-voluntary Mental Eval and the immediate collection of any weapons he may own.
An If I were the judge
I would also BAN him from any North Augusta Store until his Mental Eval came back clean. Then I'd lay a Public Health charge and a Public Indecency charge on him for $999 each, with 2 years probation and 416 hours of community service warnings.
The 416 hours would be standing on a corner for 2 hours Sat and Sun noon to 2pm with a well worded sign explaining to all what he did.
Why do they sell mixing bowls at a grocery store?
When they don't have bowls, they just pee on the floor. He showed great sensitivity and consideration for others, he's a classy guy.
Have you you been in a grocery store recently? They sell all kinds of kitchen appliances. Decorative dishes, as well. Geeezz!
Oh, NO! KSL! You didn't just suggest it would have been better to have taken the bowl to the restroom and cleaned it up!!!! I'll never buy a mixing bowl again.
As to the pp-er, he could be on ambien.
Hats off to all of us who got a laugh out of the story and for whatever reason maybe we should feel sorry for or mad at the guy who peed in the bowl!
This is why the AC comment section is good!!!
I wonder what aisle he would of went on if he had to do number two?
I take BP medicine, and have taken different acting types. I've never had the urge strike me to the point I couldn't make it to the bathroom or a tree by the road. I also do not have a gallbladder, which can put you in a number 2 tight. Still no bowls, though I had to jump in the lake once when riding my mountain bike....
Guys, I just got back from Kroger in NA and I scored an AWESOME deal on a new mixing bowl! Was on clearance, but it looked just like new!
bdouglas, about that covered dish supper we invited you to.......
IAD, I think I now know more about you than I should:)
I hope he put the seat back down, I mean the lid back on it.
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