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GHSU lab tech found drunk, partially clothed, police say

2 lab monkeys found outside cages

Friday, Aug 17, 2012 2:53 PM
Last updated 9:56 PM
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A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was jailed this week after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a campus locker room, a GHSU spokeswoman said Friday. Two lab monkeys were found outside their cages, authorities said.

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Coley Mitchell

According to a GHSU Police Bureau incident report, a co-worker discovered Coley Mitchell, 32, partially unclothed in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building about 10:30 p.m. Monday.

Campus police said Mitchell, a Lab Animal Services technician, was intoxicated and seated in a chair with his pants half-down.

The spokeswoman said two monkeys were found outside their cages in the lab but were confined to the room.

Mitchell was booked into the Richmond County jail Monday on charges of public intoxication.

A spokeswoman said Mitchell was still employed by Georgia Health Sciences University on Friday.

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Jake
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Jake 08/17/12 - 09:16 pm
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Come on!

What a charlatan! Why doesn't he buy drinks and get drunk with the other monkeys that inhabit the many bars in the area?

my.voice
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my.voice 08/17/12 - 09:23 pm
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Banana daiquiris anyone?

Banana daiquiris anyone?

harley_52
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harley_52 08/17/12 - 09:24 pm
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"Because there really aren't many things funnier than......

.....screaming monkeys running all over a passed out dude with his pants half off."

I wouldn't know.

But you seem to speak with authority on the issue, so I'll take your word for it.

Dixieman
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Dixieman 08/17/12 - 10:32 pm
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Isn't it time...

...for human-primate marriage to be recognized by our society? This pioneer clearly thinks so!

KSL
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KSL 08/17/12 - 11:08 pm
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Who are the "Bettles"?

Who are the "Bettles"?

CobaltGeorge
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CobaltGeorge 08/18/12 - 05:46 am
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Hey Hey

Aren't we out of the closet now! Let drink and be merry.

Jake
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Jake 08/18/12 - 01:17 pm
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Monkey's version

CoCo - "It was all a set-up. I seen Coley on his laptop hacking into some secret email account of a "Dr A", whoever that is".

Hambone - "By the way, we find the word "monkey" offensive and prefer to be called "primates", just like you are".

CoCo - "Anyway, Coley finds secret messages going on between this "Dr A" and another person called "BOR", or something like that".

Hambone - "Then these Ninja's break into our lab and release us, put a cloth over Coley's face until he passes out, steal his laptop, pour liquor on him and pull his pants down".

CoCo - "Yeah, we was puzzled by it all. We think this "Dr A" has something to do with this".

sand gnat
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sand gnat 08/18/12 - 09:06 pm
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Don't drink the kool aid

Here is another one that drank Dr. AZZ's kool aid. One monkey don't stop no show. Sounds like there were three. One had his pants down.

shrimp for breakfast
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shrimp for breakfast 08/19/12 - 12:20 am
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Well

The words Alcohol and partialy clothed seem to always go together.

rmwhitley
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rmwhitley 08/19/12 - 12:40 pm
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GRU
Unpublished

joins with PU.

Masynergy
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Masynergy 08/19/12 - 10:56 pm
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Enough of this monkey

Enough of this monkey business. I'm sure these security tapes would be a hit on youtube.

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