The List

Statements to avoid in a job interview:


1 Sorry. Burritos.

2 Anyone want a shot?

3 Can my death metal band play the office party?

4 I'm sure the warden will give me a reference.

5 Look. I decorated my résumé with glitter pen!

6 I predict this job will be the best three weeks of my life.

7 Sure, I can start Monday. Is there any way I can get Tuesday off?

8 I can make my belly button sing. Wanna see?

9 I don't see any security cameras. Very interesting.

10 Computer skills? Does high score on Modern Warfare 2 count?