ROME, Ga. - Authorities say a north Georgia man was arrested after he stuffed a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of his pants and walked out of a Walmart without paying for the items.
Police said the man left the store through its Garden Center with the items in his pants Tuesday afternoon.
Floyd County Jail and Rome police reports state that 27-year-old Joseph Lee Stringer of Kingston was charged with shoplifting. The records said he was released on a $1,350 bond
He forgot the floss, toothpaste and mouthwash to get completely rid of the taste of Walmart chicken after the meal he was evidently planning....
Definately the mouthwash after stuffing a chicken in his PANTS..... ewwww.
Is that a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a rotisserie chicken, chicken wings, a mouth guard and two toothbrushes down the front of your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Dang, you beat me to that comment! Nice one!!!
In a related story, someone stole 3 quarts of tater's n gravy from the KFC. No word if pants were used in the heist.
grouse, are you talking about the "gizzards" that I am thinking about! LOL
So THAT'S where chicken nuggets come from?? Uh, yeah...I think I'll pass.
betty, it is gross, but it is great fun. We all need to smile.
Jeff Foxworthy surely must have covered this in his "you might be a redneck" routine at some point in his career.
One more thing.....why is it always Walmart that seems to have all the fun? Target, Big K, etc. surely must attract their share of "Levi larceny" types!
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