A man surrendered his wallet to a robber brandishing a black handgun along the 1700 block of Essie McIntyre Boulevard about 4 a.m. Saturday, according to an incident report.
The victim told police the robber was wearing jeans and a white T-shirt.
4am on Essie McIntyre Blvd, huh? What could possibly go wrong?
Great description, probably had blond hair and blue eyes, and three gold teeth too. If you see anyone in that area that matches that description, please call the Po Po's.
Well, that's easy. That narrows it down to 10,000 suspects.
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