Week 8: Can you hear me now?

About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi... sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

Winning entry submitted by wbblack

Runners up:

Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far. -- bosheaf

"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..." -- rharwood

For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me. -- talliegir1

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Give us a funny caption for this AP photo of Pico the Walrus holding her mock phone and you could win a prize.

The funniest wins a $15 gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Friday.

-- Augusta.com Staff

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mgmann 08/05/07 - 12:43 am
That's it! I'm getting on

That's it! I'm getting on the Do Not Call List!

kml 08/05/07 - 02:30 pm
Dad! You got me the wrong

Dad! You got me the wrong one. I said i wanted the new super sleek 2000 phone, not the super slick H20(waterproof)phone, Gosh!

Jackson1960 08/06/07 - 08:43 am
Global Warming Hotline ...

Global Warming Hotline ... For Al Gore, Please press 1 followed by the pound sign ...

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