Week 8: Can you hear me now?

About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi... sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

Winning entry submitted by wbblack

Runners up:

Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far. -- bosheaf

"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..." -- rharwood

For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me. -- talliegir1

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Give us a funny caption for this AP photo of Pico the Walrus holding her mock phone and you could win a prize.

The funniest wins a $15 gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Friday.

-- Augusta.com Staff

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dillath
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dillath 08/01/07 - 02:17 am
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Sorry, this is not Walmart.

Sorry, this is not Walmart. Check the number and dial again.

stormy58
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stormy58 08/01/07 - 07:09 am
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Clams,snails,crabs,shrimp,

Clams,snails,crabs,shrimp, anything else dear?

kobrien26
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kobrien26 08/01/07 - 01:12 pm
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Hello Is this Extreme

Hello Is this Extreme Makeover ? It is, well do I have a Job for. I need the whole sha bang

localman
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localman 08/01/07 - 02:04 pm
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"so, I said, No that's ice

"so, I said, No that's ice cream!"

what11
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what11 08/01/07 - 03:35 pm
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psssss. Hey Ramon, I gotta

psssss. Hey Ramon, I gotta job for ya.

caintrain
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caintrain 08/01/07 - 03:53 pm
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Copycat

Copycat

clearview
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clearview 08/01/07 - 05:06 pm
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"... If you would like to

"... If you would like to speak to a walrus wearing a gown, press 2 ..."

clearview
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clearview 08/01/07 - 05:09 pm
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"It's gonna be OK; we'll get

"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..."

clearview
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clearview 08/01/07 - 05:11 pm
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"Oh Jack, I wish you could

"Oh Jack, I wish you could see this. I've got staws and a fake mustache and I swear they're buying it!"

sid2279
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sid2279 08/01/07 - 07:11 pm
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Drop off the money on 7th

Drop off the money on 7th and Broad if you ever want to see your seal again. No Polar Bears.

mgmann
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mgmann 08/01/07 - 07:45 pm
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"Tennessee Tuxedo," this is

"Tennessee Tuxedo," this is "Chumbley." I don't know how to change the ringtone on this thing. We'd better go see "Mr. Whoopee."

mgmann
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mgmann 08/01/07 - 07:47 pm
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The cell phone company told

The cell phone company told me I could cut my teeth on this starter phone. Just look what happened!

mgmann
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mgmann 08/01/07 - 08:16 pm
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Pico...this is the dentist.

Pico...this is the dentist. Didn't I tell you what would happen if you didn't stop grinding your tusks?

StephenChase
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StephenChase 08/02/07 - 01:23 am
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Kenny Taylor calling in to

Kenny Taylor calling in to see how everything's been going since his retirement...

mag5
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mag5 08/02/07 - 06:18 am
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So Hariett....How was your

So Hariett....How was your Migration this year?

skellart
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skellart 08/02/07 - 08:42 am
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hello, david crosby fan

hello, david crosby fan club, sorry the look alike contest is over.

mike92nyg
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mike92nyg 08/02/07 - 08:53 am
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"Make it snappy. You're

"Make it snappy. You're wasting my minutes."

angeldeb66
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angeldeb66 08/02/07 - 11:28 am
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AT & T are full of bull, I

AT & T are full of bull, I can never reach my friends and family.

Galan Lewis
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Galan Lewis 08/02/07 - 11:47 am
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actually caintrain, this one

actually caintrain, this one posted before yours. Sorry.

thebabz
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thebabz 08/02/07 - 03:58 pm
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No, really - I AM the

No, really - I AM the Walrus! Coo-coo-cachoo!!!

edst4
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edst4 08/02/07 - 05:13 pm
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LOL

LOL

FallingLeaves
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FallingLeaves 08/02/07 - 06:48 pm
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I am the Walrus, koo koo

I am the Walrus, koo koo kachoo. Click. Heeheehee.

ericjmathews
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ericjmathews 08/02/07 - 08:19 pm
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Yes, 911? I'd like to report

Yes, 911? I'd like to report a sighting in Evans of the escaped walrus. So don't check the Riverwalk. He's in Evans. I repeat, don't-check-by-the-river.

StephenChase
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StephenChase 08/04/07 - 07:02 pm
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.

.

oldenuff2nobetter
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oldenuff2nobetter 08/03/07 - 02:50 pm
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Yes, I need to speak with

Yes, I need to speak with Dr. Doe concerning the hormone shots I've been receiving. He told me about all the changes that would take place, but the facial hair, skin discoloration, and teeth problems are becoming a problem. I need to make an appointment to consult with the Dr. Yes, the doctor can see you in 4 months. Will that be soon enough or is this a emergency?

daperdoo
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daperdoo 08/03/07 - 02:53 pm
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Where is that group of clams

Where is that group of clams located now....

dougmo
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dougmo 08/03/07 - 10:08 pm
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You mean it was a BRITISH

You mean it was a BRITISH dentist?

teachingthemasses
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teachingthemasses 08/03/07 - 10:12 pm
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Where is my network when

Where is my network when there is a real emergency?

tchnga
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tchnga 08/04/07 - 05:58 pm
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Another "Mythbusters"

Another "Mythbusters" experiment gone bad. Adam has to call Jamie to find his hat.

mgmann
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mgmann 08/04/07 - 11:39 pm
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My tusks will have grown

My tusks will have grown back by the time I get a real person on the line!

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