Week 8: Can you hear me now?

About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi... sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

Winning entry submitted by wbblack

Runners up:

Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far. -- bosheaf

"It's gonna be OK; we'll get through this. Now gently twist the harpoon ..." -- rharwood

For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me. -- talliegir1

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Give us a funny caption for this AP photo of Pico the Walrus holding her mock phone and you could win a prize.

The funniest wins a $15 gift card from Target. We'll pick the winner Friday.

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aaa
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aaa 07/30/07 - 05:11 pm
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Hello, customer service? I

Hello, customer service? I have a complaint about your hair growth product.

keysplease
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keysplease 07/30/07 - 09:32 pm
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No, I'm not going to the

No, I'm not going to the dentist. I still got two good teeth left!

john72440
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john72440 07/30/07 - 10:44 pm
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Hi Mom! Guess what? I just

Hi Mom! Guess what? I just got picked for "America Has Talent!".

aaa
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aaa 07/30/07 - 11:55 pm
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Hey Doc, would you mind

Hey Doc, would you mind calling me in a refill on Viagra?

Does_it_really_matter
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Does_it_really_matter 07/31/07 - 08:07 am
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About me? I have a great

About me? I have a great tan, a mustache, a stylish shaved head, I'm in great shape and love sushi...sooo, what are you doing Friday night?

christineg
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christineg 07/31/07 - 08:43 am
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Beam me up Scottie!

Beam me up Scottie!

mag5
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mag5 07/31/07 - 09:36 am
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Yes thats correct...Extra

Yes thats correct...Extra Anchovies and no pepperoni!

tehkurt
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tehkurt 07/31/07 - 10:23 am
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Hallo? Iz dis tha

Hallo? Iz dis tha othoriteez? I beeleev someone has stolen mah bukkit!

talliegir1
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talliegir1 07/31/07 - 10:31 am
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For the last time, I don't

For the last time, I don't want to switch my long distance service, so stop calling me.

SnowmanX
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SnowmanX 07/31/07 - 11:09 am
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Dell is really taking their

Dell is really taking their outsourcing a little too far.

brian_nunnallee
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brian_nunnallee 07/31/07 - 11:53 am
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This is Pico, from SITEL...

This is Pico, from SITEL...

JUST_ME
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JUST_ME 07/31/07 - 12:20 pm
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Yeah, get me Charlie the

Yeah, get me Charlie the Tuna's agent.

soccerguy762000
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soccerguy762000 07/31/07 - 01:00 pm
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Yes, is this the "Teach your

Yes, is this the "Teach your human trainer to do stupid tricks" hotline?

laurencfay
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laurencfay 07/31/07 - 01:02 pm
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"No. I'm not kidding. They

"No. I'm not kidding. They cancelled my flight out of Bush Field AGAIN!..They're putting me on a shuttlebus to Atlanta. I'm trying not to scream right now."

heneggs
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heneggs 07/31/07 - 01:47 pm
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No, I'm not a donkey or an

No, I'm not a donkey or an elephant. I'm an independent.

good grief
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good grief 07/31/07 - 02:48 pm
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Pleez U has bukket?

Pleez U has bukket?

david123abc
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david123abc 07/31/07 - 02:49 pm
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brakur brakur be on da

brakur brakur be on da lukout fore mah bukkit

draksig
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draksig 07/31/07 - 02:57 pm
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It's a trap!

It's a trap!

privatelewis
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privatelewis 07/31/07 - 03:30 pm
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It is time to dance the

It is time to dance the Warl-Tooise!!!

Galan Lewis
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Galan Lewis 07/31/07 - 04:03 pm
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Hello 911, I'm about to make

Hello 911, I'm about to make a tomato sandwich. Just wanted to let you know.

loubaldy
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loubaldy 07/31/07 - 04:09 pm
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Could you speak up? I seem

Could you speak up? I seem to have lost my ears!

maryamoo
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maryamoo 07/31/07 - 05:05 pm
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Yes, is this Dr. Mitchel's

Yes, is this Dr. Mitchel's office, the orthodontist ?

jbartley42
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jbartley42 07/31/07 - 05:48 pm
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Hello? Do you have Free

Hello? Do you have Free Willy in a can?

privatelewis
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privatelewis 07/31/07 - 05:56 pm
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Have you heard of the

Have you heard of the WAl-R-US department store?

maryamoo
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maryamoo 07/31/07 - 07:29 pm
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Well excuse me ! You try

Well excuse me ! You try dialing correct numbers with a flipper !

jcwilliams
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jcwilliams 07/31/07 - 08:59 pm
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What? Oh.. No that's not a

What? Oh.. No that's not a walrus...that's my Morgan Stanley guy.

danhatch
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danhatch 07/31/07 - 09:27 pm
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"The time has come," the

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."

caintrain
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caintrain 07/31/07 - 09:53 pm
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Make that a large with extra

Make that a large with extra anchovies!

zenagirl
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zenagirl 08/01/07 - 12:22 am
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Can you hear me now,this is

Can you hear me now,this is old snaggle-tooth!!

Dew Hickies
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Dew Hickies 08/01/07 - 04:31 pm
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...if you call me and say

...if you call me and say "goo goo goo joob" one more time, I am going to report you to my cell carrier!

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