Week 2: So emotional

Has anybody seen that %$#@ FLOWBEE salesman?!

Winning entry submitted by reeves86

Runners-up

What happens when you use toothpaste on your hair and hair gel on your teeth. -- centigray

Illegitimate Son of Fire Marshal Bill attacks paparazzi. -- mutt

What happens when you wake from a coma onset at a Metallica concert twenty years ago. -- kdrummer

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Comment below with your caption for this AP photo of French tennis player Nicolas Mahut. The funniest wins a $15 gift card from Best Buy. We'll pick the winner Friday.

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zzzman
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zzzman 06/18/07 - 12:53 pm
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I told you if you played

I told you if you played "Tip-toe through the Tulips" one more time I'd LOSE IT!!!!!!!!

aaa
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aaa 06/18/07 - 12:55 pm
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MCG dental students try out

MCG dental students try out new treatment for lockjaw. It didn't work.

isitme
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isitme 06/18/07 - 02:43 pm
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OW! Please remove my tennis

OW! Please remove my tennis racket from this electrical socket!

cinhin
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cinhin 06/18/07 - 05:18 pm
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Someone please tell Michael

Someone please tell Michael Vick I am available!

aimeecGA
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aimeecGA 06/18/07 - 05:29 pm
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I am not German! Thank you

I am not German! Thank you United States of America!

Have a little class
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Have a little class 06/18/07 - 07:58 pm
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AAAAHHHH....Your on my

AAAAHHHH....Your on my toe....

spotted_assassin
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spotted_assassin 06/18/07 - 08:39 pm
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SMOOOOOOOOOOO-KIN'!!!!

SMOOOOOOOOOOO-KIN'!!!!

Unbelievable
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Unbelievable 06/18/07 - 08:49 pm
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No, I havent seen 'There's

No, I havent seen 'There's Something About Mary', sheeesh I hate when people ask me that!

mgmann
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mgmann 06/18/07 - 10:20 pm
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WHO put the tack in my shoe?!

WHO put the tack in my shoe?!

mgmann
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mgmann 06/18/07 - 10:25 pm
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WHO put the Ben-Gay in my

WHO put the Ben-Gay in my underwear?!!

wondering
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wondering 06/19/07 - 03:16 am
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Audtion photo for a

Audtion photo for a contestant on the show "The Next Best Thing"

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06/19/07 - 07:10 am
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Don't go away mad, just go

Don't go away mad, just go away!!

rt1523c
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rt1523c 06/19/07 - 08:03 am
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Next time Nic will try a

Next time Nic will try a milder laxative.

giveitsomethought
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giveitsomethought 06/19/07 - 08:13 am
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Turn your head and cough

Turn your head and cough

Chief_Broom
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Chief_Broom 06/19/07 - 08:31 am
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Man makes unusual face.

Man makes unusual face.

phyatt
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phyatt 06/19/07 - 08:33 am
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I said "NO MORE CHOCOLATE!"

I said "NO MORE CHOCOLATE!"

aaa
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aaa 06/19/07 - 08:33 am
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What happens when you use

What happens when you use toothpaste on your hair and hair gel on your teeth.

Connor Threlkeld
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Connor Threlkeld 06/19/07 - 09:02 am
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Kitty, that's my pot pie!

Kitty, that's my pot pie!

brian_nunnallee
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brian_nunnallee 06/19/07 - 09:45 am
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Did you take my comb!?!

Did you take my comb!?!

Galan Lewis
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Galan Lewis 06/19/07 - 10:48 am
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The "darkside" of tennis

The "darkside" of tennis

rakkassan
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rakkassan 06/19/07 - 12:01 pm
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Leaving a meeting of the

Leaving a meeting of the Augusta Commission

speedy6
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speedy6 06/19/07 - 12:41 pm
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And then my dentist

And then my dentist said,this won't hurt a bit.

constitutionnow
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constitutionnow 06/19/07 - 01:52 pm
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I SAID "PSYCHOLOGIST" NOT

I SAID "PSYCHOLOGIST" NOT "PROCTOLOGIST"!!!

adrian22
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adrian22 06/19/07 - 03:29 pm
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Awwww...$3.00 for gas! Damn!

Awwww...$3.00 for gas! Damn!

Pinchgut
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Pinchgut 06/19/07 - 04:47 pm
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Who put the crazy glue in my

Who put the crazy glue in my Preparation H?

dsloan
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dsloan 06/19/07 - 05:55 pm
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WOW IT'S HOT......AND IT'S

WOW IT'S HOT......AND IT'S JUST JUNE!!!!!!!!!!

eye4one
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eye4one 06/19/07 - 07:11 pm
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Ace Ventura, Racket-teer

Ace Ventura, Racket-teer

Ken
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Ken 06/19/07 - 09:50 pm
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What's LOVE got to do with

What's LOVE got to do with it!

spotted_assassin
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spotted_assassin 06/19/07 - 10:25 pm
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WHAT? This place doesn't

WHAT? This place doesn't serve SCHILTZ MALT LICKAAAA'!?!

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06/20/07 - 03:02 am
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Jesus CHRIST!!! WHO FARTED!

Jesus CHRIST!!! WHO FARTED!

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