By: captioncontest on January 14, 2008 - 9:57pm - Add new comment

After 31 grueling weeks, the Caption Contest needs a vacation. And a Swedish massage. Meanwhile, the Augusta.com staff is readying some new brain games for readers' amusement. Watch for them in February.

By: captioncontest on January 7, 2008 - 2:05pm - Add new comment

 

 
You may take our lives, but you'll never take.. our championship.

Winning caption by dhd1108

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Feeling blue? Here is something to cheer you up. Give us a funny caption for the AP photo of a Scottish soccer fan and you could win a prize. We'll pick the winner Monday.

By: captioncontest on December 31, 2007 - 12:52pm - Add new comment

Winning caption posted by chrisintheuk

"I hate colonoscopy's."

Runnerup:

Michael Vick's worst nightmare comes true. -- FOUNTAIN5 

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By: captioncontest on December 24, 2007 - 2:10pm - Add new comment

Winning caption posted by spanky1234

Behold the new trailer for "An Inconvenient Truth 2: The New North Pole"

Runnerup:

Sean Connery as Ho-Ho-7....Claus...Santa Claus. -- Old_Chevy

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By: captioncontest on December 17, 2007 - 2:41pm - Add new comment

Winning caption posted by sandyfer

Hello Santa, I'm what happens when kissing mommy goes too far.

Runnerup:

But this one is on the "Naughty List"! -- JBrown

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By: captioncontest on December 10, 2007 - 2:44pm - Add new comment

One out of nine Santas use Cialis to be ready when the moment is right.

Winning caption posted by Lt_Hewett

Runnerup:

By: captioncontest on December 3, 2007 - 1:01pm - Add new comment

 

 Santa loves me. Santa loves me not. Santa loves me ...

Winning caption posted by FOUNTAIN5

Runnerup:

...and in Mary's last thoughts she pondered, "Why didn't anyone tell us that poinsettas grow in quicksand?" - AustinR

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By: captioncontest on November 26, 2007 - 5:50pm - Add new comment

Inappropriate use of Rogaine.

Winning caption posted by centigray

Runnerup:

University of Michigan fans who should have sprung for the adult-sized wolverine costumes. - wolverines1012

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By: captioncontest on November 19, 2007 - 2:56pm - Add new comment

 

Is this the Flatulence Researchers picket line?

Winning caption posted by muser1

Runnerup:

Moscovites anxiously await the opening of a new Taco Bell. - tom_servo9000

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By: captioncontest on November 12, 2007 - 5:37pm - Add new comment

 

As a show of good will, Chinese toy manufacturers prepare to send a giant panda to each child affected by the recent recalls.

Winning caption posted by ericjmathews

Runnerup:

Don't Taze me bro' - fintago

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